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I’m living the dream right now….

I’ve got my godzilla sazac pajamas. ^_^ YAAAAAAAAAY~!

Cute, no? I think so! No really…

SOOOOO talking about terrorizing people for beer…
I just went to 7-11 and stood in front of the lil metal rollers filled to the brim with those GO GO TAQUITOS. I stood there eying my prey and my hands were getting ready to attack.

I asked the nice man working by the name of “Kumar” (no joke, that was his name) to give me 6 taquitos. To which he kept smiling and laughing at me saying i looked adorable and asked what I was supposed to be.

I quickly replied that I was GODZILLA and I was here for beer and food. I put up my little arms and went “RAWR”. He was very amused. I then went to the beer containment zone and obtained some Guinness for my dinner. By this time the guy was laughing at me, thinking I was kidding. I mean…someone walks into your store dressed up like a dinosaur when they are 5′1 and are trying to buy beer. Common they are a little kid right? right?!? NO.

So I bring the beer back over to the little metal rolling rods containing delicious taquitos and I demand 6 of them~! I then get to the counter and he’s like” you are not old enough to buy beer get out of here”. I go, “YES I AM *pulls out ID, which indicates i will be turning 25 soon* THIS IS ME“.

This guy just stands there with disbelief like some miracle of miracles is unfolding before him. In fact, it was just me, being awesome, in all my glory *flexes*. So he lets out a giant laugh, puts everything in a bag, takes my money and lets me be on my way.

=O MISSION COMPRETE!

p.s. More awesome pictures of me terrorizing things coming soon ~!